May 2013
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shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
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ohyeahsami:
Align me in your aspirations and I will be yours. Think of me when you brush your teeth and turn on the TV and dance in your dining room. Even worse, pray for me and my proper development. Fight my words and stares and avoiding looks with your poisonous realness. Face me in class. Taste me on paper. This is how the schoolgirls and schoolboys can love me.
damn sami’s that fire...
kaosunseen:
dzamonja-swag:
rabioheab:
i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s
me, the teen blogger
a house with 8 nuns
a drug dealer who drives a hummer
a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where...
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One hell of a read: She took it down in a fist of... →
ohyeahsami:
She took it down in a fist of fire. She warned them all - sang the omens in her morning melodies, skipping to the beat of a better year. “We do absolutely nothing. We never learn. We must be stopped.” A trip to DC didn’t bring her patriotism nor peace. It angered her when a White Statue of Freedom…
beautiful
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witchyhellbroth:
pinenolanapple:
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
bepeu:
what i learned in high school
you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher
there is more than one kind of cool
if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
not all food is edible
who cares
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frosteethesnowman:
tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie
geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
^^ that last comment omfg
worldwar2chainz:
the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
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“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...”
– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
thecompanionsdoctor:
My week is basically:
Monday
Monday #2
Monday #3
Monday #4
Friday
Saturday
Pre-Monday
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
my final thought after making most decisions: fuck...
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andysambergg:
i have so much homework
what movie should i watch
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Royalty: pretzelcoatlus:... →
pretzelcoatlus:
rakaakakka-fili-kili-bowtie:
danyul-and-filup:
princess-hardy:
what if we are reincarnated when we die and when we’re babies we still remember who we used to be and that’s why we cry so much as babies, because of how our old lives are gone ..and the…
and all the instincts and gut feelings we get but don’t know why and can’t explain is because...
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msgrae:
when someone makes you feel insecure about liking something
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I hate my friends
lunaticphan:
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
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coolruby64:
*sticks my hand in your chip bag* can i have one
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zackisontumblr:
if you’re feeling down i can feel you up
mariepoot:
When people are like “Oh you should treat every day like it’s Mother’s Day/Father’s Day/Valentine’s Day/etc.”
Who the hell can afford that
That doesn’t mean that’s the only day you can show your appreciation towards them
It’s a treat day
not a day that comes annually for you to feel obligated to appreciate them
like I know you don’t get your mom flowers every day
shut up
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i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
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morgrana:
in-the-village-of-derwyn:
morgrana:
morgrana:
for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications
DON’T YOU DARE
you know you secretly like it
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“Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through...”
– Ellen Goodman (via humanflower) 